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hi, i'm the queen of bad hairdays. i'm a bitch, and pretty proud of it, but i have my sweet side to. i never really know what to write in these things sooo.. if you want to know something about me just ask! im an open book and not afraid to be judged ;)


don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes


i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin




Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

My house identity is further confirmed


"but officer they were fucking with my clique"


sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with


very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

girl:  babe come over
boy:  I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:  my parents aren't home
boy:  I know